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As she opens the door the salesman quickly runs inside and empties a bag full of poop on her expensive carpet.
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A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on a woman s door.
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The salesman replies ma am this is not just any ordinary vacuum cleaner.
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Woman shocked and angered shouts what the hell are you doing to my carpet.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust.
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